A collection of things that our dear friend Dyesha enlightens our lives with.


"When did I allow Pandora to play country music? that is not tolerant."

My picture wasn’t really good, but it also didn’t leave me asking myself what happened between when they pressed the camera and when I smiled. It was average.

Dyesha talking about her yearbook picture

Stop writing my business down on the internet. That’s not cute.

Dyesha, every time I go to write down her quotes

"Been sitting in the same spot for 2 hours doing jack not jill."

One day, my daddy punched me in the stomach.

Then my mom said, “Stop it! You’re going to make her period go haywire!”